Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Pink Starburst


It must suck to be a pink Starburst. Knowing your far inferior to your companions in the package. You got the delicious Red, awesome Orange and the solid Yellow, then this useless no taste Pink one. The Pink one is like the Joe Blanton of the staff. All Stars up and down the rotation and then Pink Joe Blanton to round out the rotation. What flavor is the Pink anyway? I wonder if the Red Starburst ever gives the Pink ones shit. "Hey pink, how's it feel to know you only get eaten because your included in the pack, nobody really wants you" and of course the classic "Pink, Pink you Stink!". Get the Pink out of the pack, it's time for Starburst to go to a 3 man rotation. I give the Pink Starburst NO CREDIT.

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