Blake Wheeler Trade

Here's something a little different for our loyal readers to chew on. Far be it for me to comment on a hockey trade, even one as monumental as Blake Wheeler getting traded along with healthy scratch for Rich Peverley and a guy named Boris, so what I have for you is a collection of celebrity's reaction to the big trade. There are certainly mixed reviews among this group but overall, it seems like the celebrities have given the trade VERY LITTLE CREDIT.

Ray Allen

Finally some evidence that good things happen to good people. Last night Ray Allen broke the NBA record for career 3 pointers with a 3 ball in the first quarter of the Celtics loss to the L.A. Cunts. Good for Ray Ray. To steal a line from Steven A. Smith; Allen is "class personified" . Ray is everything good you want in a athlete, well spoken and not even just for a black guy, he's legit well spoken. By all accounts a good father and husband and one of the more charitable athletes in sports. Not to mention Ray's work ethic and routine. Nobody works harder than Allen. He's up at 4 A.M. each morning to run 42 miles up hill, then hits the gym and doesn't leave until he's hit 4,597 3 pointers and 24,000 free throws in a row. The man eats Grilled Chicken with plain rice and steamed broccoli everyday for god sakes what frign dedication. Congrats on a well deserved record!
Ray Allen a champion & a role model gets FULL FUCKING CREDIT.

Super Bowl XLV

I'd love to give a detailed description of the game but to be honest, I barley remember it since I was drinking all day. I know Green Bay won by more than 2.5, so I give Super Bowl XLV FULL CREDIT

BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

This movie is hilarious. I love it so much. The first two Big Momma's House movies made me laugh so hard I shit my pants. The first two installments of the trilogy had just one man dressing up like a fat black woman, but this one has twice as many men dressing up like fat black women because the person who plays Martin Lawrence's son is doing it too. I don't even care why, the idea is so funny it just makes sense. Martin Lawrence possesses a comedic genius not seen in my lifetime. I know that technically this movie doesn't come out until February 18th so I haven't seen it, but I give Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son FULL CREDIT.

Andris Biedrins' Haircut

Look at this guy (the one on the right). OUTSTANDING haircut. Kirilenko wishes he could have hair like this. I just can't believe someone with such beautiful hair could have only hit 16 percent of his free throws last year. Nevertheless, I give Andris Biedrins' haircut FULL CREDIT.

Harry's Law

There is never anything on TV and its Monday Night, no football to speak of....WAIT! What time is it? OH SHIT, its 5 of 10 ....DVR set....Check. Cant wait the 5 minutes till 10:00 p.m. when NBC's new show staring oscar winner Kathy Bates stars in Harry's Law, this show sucks! I have never seen it, I will never see it, I wont even pass by it while changing the channels I will stop at channel 6 and then press 008 on my remote just so my eyes dont accidentally see this natural disaster, I enjoy watching replays of 9/11 more than I enjoy the thought of this show on my television. It gets 0 zero stars and it stinks.

Death of the Human Torch

First let me give you a quick review of the Fantastic Four. Fuck them. They're a lousy team. Ben Grimm is pretty cool and Sue Richards is a cougar. But Mr.Fantastic is a lame dweeb, and Johnny Storm The Human Torch is the Jay Cutler of Super Hero's. Cocky, Egotistical, Douche Bag. Could be one of the best Super Hero's around if he applied himself, but he was to concentrated with fame and chasing tail. So when I heard that Storm was being killed off, I was thrilled. The FF series had become stagnant and shitty a long time ago , it was time for a shake up.
But leave it to the writers of the FF to mess up a hero's death. The one interesting thing about the FF was there enemies You got Galactus, Mole Man, The Mad Thinker, Puppet Master, Super Skrull and of course the baddest ass of them all Dr. Victor Von Doom. But none of the FF's historic villains got CREDIT with the kill. Storm died as he stayed behind in the Negative Zone so Richards Daughter could seal off the portal between the Baxter Building and the Negative Zone. As shitty as Storm was and as heroic as his actions were, I thought it was a piss pour way for an iconic hero to go out. Being rolled by thousands of Negative Zone bugs instead of being slayed at the hands of one of the FF arch enemies. I'll give the Storm death issue CREDIT for it's last frame(seen below) where it shows Ben Grimm and and the Richards kids devastated on the Earth side of the portal unable to aid there friend/uncle. If I gave a damn about Storm I probably would of cried. In the end I give the death of the Human Torch VERY LITTLE CREDIT.